[ Dorian's eyes sparkle as he takes a drink. He loves talking about all the various people who've gotten his attention here and has absolutely zero shame kissing and telling. ]

God, so many. There's Constance—poor thing was a virgin before she met me. Thelyss tries to hide it, but I suspect there's something deep inside his repression that I can have fun with. Morrigan is...interesting. I don't know if I'd call him broken, but he's another who has potential. Oooh, and Eggsy—that's the one who belongs to your Dorian, the blonde one, but he should be able to share.

[ Dorian doesn't realize just how much 'blonde Dorian should share' are famous last words. ]

The strangest thing though is that the person who's got most of my attention isn't broken at all. Or if he is, he's better at holding it together.