ic contact
"Hello. This is Dorian Gray's cellphone. I can't talk right now. Don't forget to leave me a message. If you're interesting, I'll get back to you."
voice, video, text, action
[ certain threads in this post contain nsfw content (sex, blood, violence, etc.) so, you know, don't read them where Gramma can look over your shoulder. just kind of a blanket trigger warning for gore & body horror as well ]
voice, video, text, action
[ certain threads in this post contain nsfw content (sex, blood, violence, etc.) so, you know, don't read them where Gramma can look over your shoulder. just kind of a blanket trigger warning for gore & body horror as well ]

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Well, you know what they say, no good deed goes unpunished. This is why it's probably better just to be a sinner through-and-through. Not that I'm biased.
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Right. I'm the most objective person I've ever met.
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And don't forget good taste.
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I think you mean excellent taste.
[ And then, without missing a beat, Dorian leans in, attempting to kiss the demon. ]
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Abduxel notices, but doesn't react. He's busy, here.
Two trashy, morally degenerate immortals, just getting to know each other. This was important. Everything else can wait.
The fingers in Dorian's hair clench into a fist, gripping him rather roughly as they kiss. ]
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As Abduxel grips his hair, Dorian's hand on his thigh clenches, gripping tightly onto the demon as he forces himself closer to him. ]
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After some time, Abduxel breaks the kiss, using his grip on Dorian's hair to pull the other man's head away just a few centimeters. Breathy and with a sly little grin, ]
Maybe we should go back to your place.
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Some objects? What do you mean?
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[ LET'S GO FUCK ON A COUCH, ABDUXEL. ] Or, a new mattress if that's more your style.
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We'll just have to try them both.
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Where do you live?
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cue travel montage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv5Xib72wrA
i actually laughed so hard at that video
God they'd better get there soon.]
every day needs more muppets
Fuck, hold on a second, I just need to find my key.
[ which, because he wants to find it, turns out to be in the last pocket he looked in. ] Follow me. My apartment's just up these stairs.
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Nice building.
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The apartment is barely furnished, with a couch and some chairs. There are still some unpacked boxes lying around, as well as a ton of lamps and mirrors. Almost instantly, Dorian grabbed onto Abduxel's hand and, after closing the door behind them, started dragging the demon to the couch.
Patience was a virtue that Dorian didn't really have. ]
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He puts his hands on Dorian's shoulders to hold him there, leans in real close with a sly little smile.] I like your couch.
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BELATED WARNING FOR NSFW CONTENT we're the best
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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#sexypotato2015
it's a sensitive public area indeed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQq34XDWtgI
lmfao
a perfectly applicable youtube link
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