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"Hello. This is Dorian Gray's cellphone. I can't talk right now. Don't forget to leave me a message. If you're interesting, I'll get back to you."

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You know exactly what I mean, Dorian.

[ siiiiiiigh. ]

Dio Brando. Rosie Franklin. And Yuri Petrov on a good day. [ unsurprisingly, Yuri has a very low tolerance for Dorian's bullshit. ]

Your type is "everyone," huh?

When you put it like that, it sounds like I don't have standards. My type is young and beautiful, thank you very much. Yuri's an outlier.

[ he's like 40 and is ollllllld. ]

Why, thank you.

He's very stuffy, isn't he? It must be the Russian thing.

It probably is. I thought I could get him to loosen up—and it's worked SLIGHTLY.

I'd ask for clarification on what "slightly" means, but I don't want to know.

Smart choice.

Anyway, anyone else you get involved with, I'd like to know. I'm not accustomed to the poly-but-sort-of-in-a-relationship thing that doesn't last for more than a few dates, so honesty is pretty much going to be our best policy.

[ the problem with 'honesty as the best policy' is that she's talking to Dorian. Who's pretty much never honest. And who spend his first few months here lying to everybody about almost everything.]

Don't worry. You'll be the first to know.

[ she's not gonna know shit. ]

[At least now that he's said it, she can drop him on his ass when she catches him in a lie.]

Good.

I'll see you later, then?

See you later.

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