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"Hello. This is Dorian Gray's cellphone. I can't talk right now. Don't forget to leave me a message. If you're interesting, I'll get back to you."

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[Read the book. There's a brief cautionary tale inherent: Dorian Gray's fictional universe was actually a reality, somewhere, and Chilton was speaking to the titular character. Or the man was delusional.

The former was more likely in this dimension, which was frustrating.]

Presumptuous of him, to hold you accountable for alleged misdeeds. If you've done nothing denoting high crime here, well... Needless to say, the law isn't on his side.

[No judgement about that emotional cruelty and murder thing confessed.]

Especially since I've paid for my sins here. After all, you don't get the death penalty for robbing a bank.

Do you supposed this Lunatic murdered you for an additional reason? Perhaps he was envious of you, or perhaps made insecure? Perhaps he is... Attracted to you?

[ yeeeeeeep. ] That's the problem, though: who isn't envious of me?

Some people handle their emotional impulses better than others. It appears that Lunatic is not in the former category.

I hope you've been avoiding him since.

I'd like to think I have. But you just don't know with regards to secret identities.

I wouldn't be surprised if that poised a little paranoia. Even just a seed. [He hopes.] I'd love to set up an appointment with you, officially, Dorian.