ic contact

[brushoff]

"Hello. This is Dorian Gray's cellphone. I can't talk right now. Don't forget to leave me a message. If you're interesting, I'll get back to you."

voice, video, text, action
[ certain threads in this post contain nsfw content (sex, blood, violence, etc.) so, you know, don't read them where Gramma can look over your shoulder. just kind of a blanket trigger warning for gore & body horror as well ]

Comments

[conducive]

I THOROUGHLY HATE YOU.

[brushoff]

You know you don't. Besides, I don't think the Great And Compassionate Asteroid Queen Bezoar is even capable of hate.

[ he....has straight up forgotten her queen name ]

[conducive]

Benezalie, Benny for short. A bezoar is a stone taken from the stomach of a goat and it will save you from most poisons.

[ what do you mean that's a word perfect quote of professor snape. ]

[brushoff]

Are you sure that's not a type of medication? Benezalie, that is. I know what a Bezoar is, I just couldn't remember your ridiculous name

[conducive]

It was adorable, shut your whore mouth.

ANYWAY can you bring me some wine? I've been hit with lighting so many times I can't keep it in any longer. Can't go to the liquor store myself.

[brushoff]

White or red?

[conducive]

Red. Bless you, perfect man. You can just leave it on the steps.

[brushoff]

Oh no. I'm bringing in one bottle for you, one for me.

[conducive]

Oh no no no.

No.

Highly dangerous. Not safe. No. Don't you dare.