ic contact

[brushoff]

"Hello. This is Dorian Gray's cellphone. I can't talk right now. Don't forget to leave me a message. If you're interesting, I'll get back to you."

voice, video, text, action
[ certain threads in this post contain nsfw content (sex, blood, violence, etc.) so, you know, don't read them where Gramma can look over your shoulder. just kind of a blanket trigger warning for gore & body horror as well ]

Comments

[brushoff]

Terrible, [ said with a siiiiigh. ] The past few week or so has been nothing but a roller coaster.

[grimreaping]

Is there anything I can do?

[brushoff]

Casually not mention my terrible taste in men?

[grimreaping]

You may rest assured I won't.

[ After all, Dorian wasn't the only one fooled by Yuri's guise. While Kid didn't know him personally, there were enough shocked people by the revelation to conclude the cover had been exceptionally maintained. ]

That hardly seems enough to offer, though.

[brushoff]

I can't think of anything else, though. There's not much that people can do about this.

[grimreaping]

[ Somehow Kid has suspected that might be the answer, so he doesn't press. ]

Very well.

[brushoff]

[ a pause, and then, ] Here's something that you can do: distract me. How have you been lately?