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[brushoff]

"You've reached the inbox of one Dorian Gray. Don't forget to leave me a message. If you're interesting, I'll get back to you."

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[brushoff]

He is far too trusting. But he's delightful to talk with and Frumpkin is absolutely charming.

[ The one thing Dorian and Jon can agree on: cats are cool, yo. ]

It would have made an impression on you if you were in my shoes. It's one thing to say it, it's another to experience it.

[compellingstatement]

[Cry more, Dorian.]

You've been trapped in a painting for 2 years and you couldn't handle a few minutes?

[brushoff]

So I'm suddenly not allowed to complain about things I don't like just because I've suffered worse? We shall have to amend my contract! Dorian isn't allowed to bitch about things because it simply isn't worse than two years of literal hell.

[compellingstatement]

If you're sure?
I'm happy to draw up that paperwork with one of the local contract officials here in the Up.

[brushoff]

I was being HYPERBOLIC and you know it.

[ bitch bitch bitch! moan moan moan! ]

[compellingstatement]

Were you?
It's so hard to tell with text.
Pity.

[brushoff]

Is there anything else you want to interrogate me about? I've said my piece with regards to Thelyss.

[compellingstatement]

[Jon just doesn't bother to reply.]