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[brushoff]

"You've reached the inbox of one Dorian Gray. Don't forget to leave me a message. If you're interesting, I'll get back to you."

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[brushoff]

It can if you want.
We've had that kind of date before.

[compellingstatement]

No, we haven't.
We haven't had a 'date,' at all, unless you count me getting drunk on your couch as date-worthy.

[brushoff]

If you're counting this as our first date, I expect you to treat me nice.

[compellingstatement]

I'll treat you as nicely as you behave.
And I believe customs dictate you wouldn't be getting even a kiss until the third date.

[brushoff]

You think we'll have a third date?

[compellingstatement]

No.
Which is why sex isn't happening.
I have two boyfriends.
I'm not in the market for anything additional.

[brushoff]

We can just be friends with benefits, Archivist.
I'm fine letting things not be exclusive.

[compellingstatement]

If the benefit is looking into supernatural activities?
Yes.
That's fine.
I'm certain you must be aware I'm inexperienced, and you're not missing much when it comes to other benefits.

[brushoff]

There's a certain charm to fucking the inexperienced.

[compellingstatement]

I'm hanging up on you now.

[brushoff]

xoxo Archivist