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[brushoff]

Congratulations, Tiffany. You're not gay, but you're definitely bisexual.

[tucky]

I think I'm like straight with an exception.

[brushoff]

You know that's still called bisexual. If you only kiss girls when you're drunk then congratulations, you like kissing girls. If you only have one exception and she's a girl then congratulations, you still like girls.

The whole thing's a spectrum anyway. I'm bi but I prefer men. You're probably the same way.

[tucky]

Yeah, well.

All the other stuff I said's still true. And how the fuck did you-- how did we start talking about this? I was just thanking you for being a good warden and suddenly all this shit happened.

[brushoff]

Like you said. I'm a good warden. Even if the person I have to help out is a young woman who's having trouble coming to terms with herself.

I can keep secrets. So if you ever want to talk more about this, I'll listen.

[tucky]

I'm not having trouble coming to terms with myself.

[brushoff]

Keep telling yourself that.

[tucky]

Fuck you; I'm my own fucking person, and I know myself. I made myself.

[brushoff]

And you made yourself scared to admit that you like Trixie.

[tucky]

I don't give a shit if you make fun of me for that--

[Not actually true.]

Just don't say I don't know myself, or that you know me better than I do, 'cause that's bullshit and conceited.

[brushoff]

Tiffany, I have a whole book written about me. A book that has been made into plenty of movies and possibly also a ballet? I am horribly conceited and everybody knows it.

[ still, he gets her point. don't make fun of her in that regard, can do boss. ]

[tucky]

Maybe you gotta come to terms with getting yourself out of that.

[brushoff]

I'm a believer in fixing one crippling personal flaw at a time. I'm working on the depression for the moment, my horrific narcissism will be placed on the back-burner.