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[brushoff]

"You've reached the inbox of one Dorian Gray. Don't forget to leave me a message. If you're interesting, I'll get back to you."

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[extendedbrutalpipemurder]

[ elias tuts amused ]

What kind of warden even are you, Dorian?

[brushoff]

I ask myself that question every single day, [ he teases, expertly hiding the fact that he really does ask that question every single day, good God what is he doing here, one day the Admiral will wise up and realize he made a mistake. ]

[extendedbrutalpipemurder]

[ elias, who has never had problems with self-doubt, doesnt think to listen for it. rather he begins to lay out the scones on the tray, ready for the over ]

But for now, I suppose, Sephiroth and Envy are safe from your tender ministrations.

[brushoff]

They are, [ Dorian nods. ] And fortunately for them, I doubt they'll ever become interesting enough for me to ignore my current interests.

[extendedbrutalpipemurder]

To my benefit.

[brushoff]

Enjoy it while you have the chance. I'm notoriously fickle, after all.

[extendedbrutalpipemurder]

You wouldn't happen to accept fresh baking in exchange for another week of favours?

[brushoff]

Mmm, for most people? No. But you're different.

[extendedbrutalpipemurder]

You ought to know there are length even I won't stoop to earn your favour. Get the oven door for me, won't you?

[brushoff]

Of course. [ And Dorian hops away from his perch of watching and not doing a damn thing to open the door up for Elias. ]

[extendedbrutalpipemurder]

[ elias, a baking tray in each hand, raises his eyebrows ]

They key to a good scone is speed, Mr. Gray.

[brushoff]

[ Dorian raises an eyebrow before he decides to stop being a pain, moving out of the way, as he gestures theatrically to the open oven. It's all very Vanna White. ]

Is that the sort of man you are? Good at going fast?

[extendedbrutalpipemurder]

[ elias gets the trays in the oven, closes the door, and immediately sets about loosening his tie. ]

We'll both have to be, we've ten minutes before these are done.

[brushoff]

I can handle a quickie, [ Dorian grins as he immediately goes to unbutton and unzip his very tight pants.

Proper food safety is for losers, he is perfectly fine fucking Elias right here, right now, in his kitchen. ]

[extendedbrutalpipemurder]

[ with the scones safely in the oven elias isn't concerned either, but he makes a show of heading for the sink to thoroughly wash his hands ]

[brushoff]

Now you're just being a tease, [ says the man who's outright continuing to get naked in the kitchen. Trousers off, let's go for the shirt next. ]