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[brushoff]

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[brushoff]

True! I can safely say that none of my other deaths have been remotely the same as my death via dinosaur.

[riseunparalleled]

See? Interesting.

Much like luck, qualifying adjectives can do a lot...

[brushoff]

I still think 'interesting' has too positive a connotation to be used when talking about all the lovely ways you bit it.

[riseunparalleled]

You probably have a point. Hmm. Unexpected? Unsought and yet too present? Just making it clear that it was a big dinosaur?

[brushoff]

If I want to be base about it, 'fucking weird' might suffice.

[riseunparalleled]

True, but I try to save swearing for when there's really nothing else that will do.

[brushoff]

You're missing out. I find profanity quite diverting.

[riseunparalleled]

I found that it was when I was learning, but after I got to be okay at it, didn't take up enough mental energy.

[brushoff]

That just means you need to try new turns of phrase. Want me to teach you some British swears?

[riseunparalleled]

I rarely object to learning new things.