Excuse you, she's more mature than a baby. Think bratty teenager, thank you.
"Ethical. Good."
Not that she hasn't used being drunk as an excuse to bed and rob someone before, but at least she can be sure Dorian's room is a safe place. Mostly. Nowhere is ever really safe.
"Is it really ethical if your main concern is whiskey dick?" Dorian dryly responds. "Or whatever the hell the lady equivalent of that is. Although, getting vomited on is a concern no matter the gender."
"I am many things," Dorian points out. "Addict, murderer, horrible friend. But I'm certainly not going to try and coerce sometime or take advantage of them if they're drunk and don't want to fuck."
"Think I'm gonna pass out. Don't wake me up unless I'm in distress. I'm so fucking tired." Of thinking, mostly. Of remembering what happened a few hours ago.
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"Ethical. Good."
Not that she hasn't used being drunk as an excuse to bed and rob someone before, but at least she can be sure Dorian's room is a safe place. Mostly. Nowhere is ever really safe.
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Natalie lets out a long sigh.
"Think I'm gonna pass out. Don't wake me up unless I'm in distress. I'm so fucking tired." Of thinking, mostly. Of remembering what happened a few hours ago.
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"Get a good night's sleep, Nat. I'll wake you up if Misty's coherent enough to be posting to the network."
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"Yeah. Sounds good."
Allergic to saying thank you as she is, that will suffice for her. She settles in for a nice bout of unconsciousness.