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Dorian Gray ([personal profile] brushoff) wrote2021-10-19 11:30 am

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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-10-31 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
... Okay. Well. I'm sure you can still understand why I was alarmed!
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-10-31 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Good.

I just worry about him a lot, Dorian. I need to make sure that he's okay.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-10-31 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
I don't want you to hurt him by accident and then go, "Oh, I can't help it; I'm just a jerk!", either.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-10-31 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
Hurting him because you have a dangerous lifestyle is one thing, but don't hurt him by being a jerk. Do better.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-10-31 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
[God, she wants to threaten him so badly. It's so incredibly unfair that she can't threaten him.]

Do more than try. I take this seriously, Dorian; I am very protective.
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[personal profile] citizendetective 2022-10-31 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
No.

Promise that if you hurt him by accident, you'll care and fix it.