[That's...a lot. Trixie nods and hums as he carries on, hauling his drunk ass into his bedroom. She lets him flop onto his bed and starts taking off his shoes.]
Werewolf ain't just a dog, but I got your point. [It's Jon's decision though, ultimately. She just knows Dorian doesn't like the big change, and the loss of his powers.]
[ He flops onto the bed, still very much in his cups, still very much not shutting the hell up. ]
And he's going to have this stupid pack bullshit and I hate stupid pack bullshit, that sort of thing drove Godric up the wall and I don't even want this pack bullshit! I want— [ undignified sniff ] I want something penguin.
[ Someone has slid into pathetic drunk. Pathetic drunk who just really needs to go to bed. There's another little undignified sniff before, ]
'course you do. [But isn't that person Pagan? Isn't that why he reacted the way he did with Misty?]
I fucked half of Deadwood, but I want something penguin. Just want someone all my own, and I'll love them like that in fucking turn. Be theirs forever.
[ That person is Pagan and that is why he reacted the way he did but sometimes you're just a stupid baby who kind of wishes your penguin didn't have this other penguin permanently lodged up his asshole.
Dorian makes a small noise of acknowledgement before staring at the ceiling. ]
You're a good friend, Trixie. And you're the smartest person on this fucking ship.
[ He ends up passing the hell out, sleeping the sleep of the absolutely fucking wasted. After a certain point, it becomes apparent that he's passed the hell out and she's free to leave. ]
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Werewolf ain't just a dog, but I got your point. [It's Jon's decision though, ultimately. She just knows Dorian doesn't like the big change, and the loss of his powers.]
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And he's going to have this stupid pack bullshit and I hate stupid pack bullshit, that sort of thing drove Godric up the wall and I don't even want this pack bullshit! I want— [ undignified sniff ] I want something penguin.
[ Someone has slid into pathetic drunk. Pathetic drunk who just really needs to go to bed. There's another little undignified sniff before, ]
They mate for life. I saw it in a movie.
[ Okay drunkass. ]
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'course you do. [But isn't that person Pagan? Isn't that why he reacted the way he did with Misty?]
I fucked half of Deadwood, but I want something penguin. Just want someone all my own, and I'll love them like that in fucking turn. Be theirs forever.
But that's Pagan for you. He's your penguin.
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Dorian makes a small noise of acknowledgement before staring at the ceiling. ]
You're a good friend, Trixie. And you're the smartest person on this fucking ship.
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It'll be alright, Dorian. Pagan'll wake up and you can suck his johnson again and live happily ever fucking after.
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I'd settle for just living happy, [ he points out. ] None of that fairy tale bullshit. Just happy.
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Figure of fucking speech, Dorian. I know there's no happily ever after.
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[ He yawns, straight up about to pass out here and now. Don't worry too much about those clothes, Trixie. ]
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She just wants to make sure he won't wake up still half-drunk and alone.]
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