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There are still some slots in breakfast, right? If you want to work it, then go ahead and work it. As long as you're competent and don't start any shit in the kitchen, I don't think Trixie will mind.

And you'll stop being an asshole about me not having hobbies or an occupation?

Johann, I'll continue being as asshole about you not having hobbies. But yes, I can stop being an asshole about your lack of occupation.

I have hobbies.

I don't want to do sparring practice anymore.

So you have one fewer hobby. You've got tea, cooking, and....?

That's not enough?

Not for me. Get one more and then I'll get off your case.

Fucking. That's a hobby, isn't it?

That's absolutely a hobby. Is it just Florian or are there others who you enjoy as well?

Oh I'm sure you can figure out the answer if you think long enough.

I know who my first guesses are, but it would be very mean to toss Norton under the bus like that by assumption alone.

You're an idiot.

The answer is no.

You're not fucking Norton? That's a pity, he's quite good at it.

I'm only fucking Florian.

Your loss, [ shrugs the man who's also monogamous. ] Feel free to hit up Norton if you and Florian ever have a fight.

[He laughs.]

Only if I want Norton killed for it.

Florian's that jealous?

So am I.

Oh, I know that much. You beat Crozier near to death because we're friends.

I was bored and needed a victim.

You were bored and jealous.

Alright, alright. I was bored and jealous.

I'm allowed to have friends, you know, [ Dorian teases. ] Do try not to attempt to murder them unless they truly deserve it.

I know that!

Just making sure we're all on the same page!

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