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[cactusy]

You know I was in the Marines, right?

[brushoff]

Oh God, that explains everything.

[cactusy]

It explains that I've heard my share of bad jokes, and somehow yours still take the cake.

[brushoff]

It explains your personality, Shaw.

[cactusy]

It explains some of my methods. Trust me, my personality was always like this.

[brushoff]

Why not both?

I'm still not going on patrol with you, by the way.

[cactusy]

Because you know you couldn't distract me and I'd put you to work; I get it.

[brushoff]

Keep telling yourself that, FBI.