ic contact
"Hello. This is Dorian Gray's cellphone. I can't talk right now. Don't forget to leave me a message. If you're interesting, I'll get back to you."
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[ certain threads in this post contain nsfw content (sex, blood, violence, etc.) so, you know, don't read them where Gramma can look over your shoulder. just kind of a blanket trigger warning for gore & body horror as well ]
voice, video, text, action
[ certain threads in this post contain nsfw content (sex, blood, violence, etc.) so, you know, don't read them where Gramma can look over your shoulder. just kind of a blanket trigger warning for gore & body horror as well ]

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Do you know for sure that you were really dead? Maybe because you're immortal, Hell didn't open for you. Maybe that painting would need to be destroyed, too.
But I don't know. If you aren't going to become a demon, then... Even I don't know where the dead really go. As far as I can tell, every God from every religion exists... but they can't all be right, since they all make claims about the same things.
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Do you remember anything? From when you were dead.
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I thought it was a good decision. I sacrificed myself so a lost soul could finally find peace. [ He can't help but laugh at that, a short bitter laugh. ] She didn't deserve that peace and yet there I was, being the good Samaritan, so beaten down after being confronted by my demons that it was the only way out.
[ Another pause as Dorian steadied himself. ] I was trapped in my portrait, just me and my mistakes, looking back on all the people I had hurt, all the things that I've done. It was awful.
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That... Sounds worse than hell.
How'd you escape it?
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Get me alone and then you'll find out.
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[He raises his shot glass in a cheers. After they knock them back,]
Were you stuck that way long?
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Raising his glass in cheers, Dorian knocks back some of the drink as well. ]
It felt like an eternity. When I got out, imagine my shock that it had only been two years.
phone tagging at a party woops
In hell I was only ever tortured a couple weeks at a time, and only when I got out of line.
[what a great date topic torture was.]
If you die again, maybe I'll be able to put in a good word for you downstairs.
Who was the lost soul you were trying to help out, anyway?
a+ on the html tho, i fuck that up whenever i phone tag
[ Constance "walking trigger warning" Harker. and wow, Dorian sure is getting a bit shifty just at the thought of her. ]
thanks I tried really hard
/golfclaps
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Well, you know what they say, no good deed goes unpunished. This is why it's probably better just to be a sinner through-and-through. Not that I'm biased.
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Right. I'm the most objective person I've ever met.
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And don't forget good taste.
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I think you mean excellent taste.
[ And then, without missing a beat, Dorian leans in, attempting to kiss the demon. ]
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Abduxel notices, but doesn't react. He's busy, here.
Two trashy, morally degenerate immortals, just getting to know each other. This was important. Everything else can wait.
The fingers in Dorian's hair clench into a fist, gripping him rather roughly as they kiss. ]
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As Abduxel grips his hair, Dorian's hand on his thigh clenches, gripping tightly onto the demon as he forces himself closer to him. ]
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After some time, Abduxel breaks the kiss, using his grip on Dorian's hair to pull the other man's head away just a few centimeters. Breathy and with a sly little grin, ]
Maybe we should go back to your place.
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Some objects? What do you mean?
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[ LET'S GO FUCK ON A COUCH, ABDUXEL. ] Or, a new mattress if that's more your style.
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We'll just have to try them both.
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cue travel montage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv5Xib72wrA
i actually laughed so hard at that video
every day needs more muppets
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BELATED WARNING FOR NSFW CONTENT we're the best
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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#sexypotato2015
it's a sensitive public area indeed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQq34XDWtgI
lmfao
a perfectly applicable youtube link
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