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"Hello. This is Dorian Gray's cellphone. I can't talk right now. Don't forget to leave me a message. If you're interesting, I'll get back to you."

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I'm currently carefully crafting messages to just about anyone, but I can't think of any clever lead in to "tell me what you are up to."

So, how is Dorian's life in a post-Kate-with-a-cast world?

Actually surprisingly well! People keep vanishing on me but them's the breaks, I suppose.

Actually, I was thinking of asking you a question as well. Know any good moving companies?

Are you planning on moving somewhere? Did the whole living with housemates thing get old?

(Those questions mean "no, sorry.")

Well, Dio and Anita were ported out and Mitchell's moved to De Chima. I don't know the new guy that well and Lil and I were never close so why not.

Damn. I think I'll just do multiple trips through the Porter then. Most of my items are clothes anyway.

Lemme guess, you're headed to Maurtia Falls, the haven of supposed depravity?

We only dated for a short time and yet you know me so well.

Hopefully this wretched hive of scum and villainy is ready for a wretched man of scum and villainy.

Don't you ever get tired of the scum and villainy? Then again, I guess it's built into who you are.

But surprisingly, I'm rather fond of the place myself. I've been thinking about moving there.

I'll throw you a housewarming party once everything's official.

Are you planning on throwing one for yourself first?

Undoubtedly.

Consider me invited.

[So, she just invited herself.]

Also, you're not planning on dragging furniture through the Porter, right?

Actually, I'm probably going to bribe Shade with wine to see if he'll help me out. At least, that's plan A.

Well, that's a more productive use of your friendship than robbing banks.

Robbing a bank was productive! Ill-informed, but still productive.

No, it wasn't.

Productive just means it achieves something. It allayed my boredom. Ergo, it was productive.

And then you made yourself bored for the next two months in jail. Or however long I left you in there.

I made myself SO bored. I was halfway considering carving a shank out of the soap and starting up my own prison gang before you sprung me loose.

And you STILL consider the robbery a success?

Look, there's not much else here I can claim as a success. It's either the robbery, dating a serial killer, or holding down a job for six months. None of those scream 'Dorian Gray: Model Citizen.'

That last one is definitely a selling point ...

For who?

Everyone not named Dorian Gray, apparently. I got you that job.

And I'm forever grateful for it. Otherwise I'd be back at corrupting the minds of the youth.

Did you see a lot of youth in prison? Because if so, I think there may be other things to worry about.

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