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[brushoff]

What's wrong with being shot down? At least then you have an answer and not a series of what-ifs.

[tucky]

Well, I hate it; it feels like shit.

[brushoff]

That's when you get drunk, bitch with your friends, and find someone new to crush on. And when you grow enough stones to actually talk to her, I'll happily be one of the people to get you drunk, let you bitch, and point out the lovely ladies who are also worth your time.

[tucky]

I'm not even gay. Back when I used to have sex I was only into guys.

[brushoff]

[ ohhhh lord, he's going to have to walk Tiffany through a bisexual awakening, isn't he. ]

Right. Answer this, and be as honest as possible when you do: do you want to kiss Trixie?

[tucky]

I already said I kind of do, didn't I?

[brushoff]

Congratulations, Tiffany. You're not gay, but you're definitely bisexual.

[tucky]

I think I'm like straight with an exception.

[brushoff]

You know that's still called bisexual. If you only kiss girls when you're drunk then congratulations, you like kissing girls. If you only have one exception and she's a girl then congratulations, you still like girls.

The whole thing's a spectrum anyway. I'm bi but I prefer men. You're probably the same way.

[tucky]

Yeah, well.

All the other stuff I said's still true. And how the fuck did you-- how did we start talking about this? I was just thanking you for being a good warden and suddenly all this shit happened.

[brushoff]

Like you said. I'm a good warden. Even if the person I have to help out is a young woman who's having trouble coming to terms with herself.

I can keep secrets. So if you ever want to talk more about this, I'll listen.

[tucky]

I'm not having trouble coming to terms with myself.

[brushoff]

Keep telling yourself that.

[tucky]

Fuck you; I'm my own fucking person, and I know myself. I made myself.

[brushoff]

And you made yourself scared to admit that you like Trixie.

[tucky]

I don't give a shit if you make fun of me for that--

[Not actually true.]

Just don't say I don't know myself, or that you know me better than I do, 'cause that's bullshit and conceited.

[brushoff]

Tiffany, I have a whole book written about me. A book that has been made into plenty of movies and possibly also a ballet? I am horribly conceited and everybody knows it.

[ still, he gets her point. don't make fun of her in that regard, can do boss. ]

[tucky]

Maybe you gotta come to terms with getting yourself out of that.

[brushoff]

I'm a believer in fixing one crippling personal flaw at a time. I'm working on the depression for the moment, my horrific narcissism will be placed on the back-burner.