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[brushoff]

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[citizendetective]

I was talking about here. In his cabin. But you can't like your own space that much if you're moving to his island with him so you should come live in his cabin with us.

You didn't answer my question. Is he moving in with you? Into your cabin? If he tries you should say no.

[brushoff]

[ fortunately (or unfortunately?) for Misty, Dorian is a bit too drunk to follow her train of thought exactly at the moment. ]

you know we haven't talked about it
I'd say no though
it'd be rude to have him listen to my sex noises
and I don't want to hear him and Kiryu having sex
wait does he hear YOU having sex?

[citizendetective]

I've never brought Sweeney back to his cabin, and if I did he'd definitely kick us out.

[Therefore, Raylan is the only one who has to suffer.]

I've heard you two having sex, though!

How many other people are you having sex with? Does Pagan know about all of them?

[brushoff]

a lot?
don't know
too drunk to come up with numbers

[citizendetective]

He'd better know about and be okay with all of them, Dorian.

[brushoff]

yes mom

[citizendetective]

Dorian Gray, do you think I'm joking? He's my warden. You can't treat him poorly.

[brushoff]

oh my god it is midnight
we'll talk tomorrow
or later today
fuck

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[citizendetective]

Fine.

Okay.

audio; the evening after the party

[citizendetective]

Dorian! Are you up yet?

audio

[brushoff]

Barely, [ he yawns, even though it's the evening. ] What are you going to bother me with now, Quigley?

audio

[citizendetective]

I'm just not sure that I made it clear enough that you cannot cheat on my warden.

[It's not a threat if it's nonspecific!]

Re: audio

[brushoff]

It's not cheating if everyone's aware of the arrangement, [ Dorian points out. ] Quigley, I am well aware that Pagan has a few people he fucks outside of our little thing—as do I.

audio

[citizendetective]

You told me you didn't know if he knew about all of them.

audio

[brushoff]

Because we both occasionally have one-night-stands.

audio

[citizendetective]

... Okay. Well. I'm sure you can still understand why I was alarmed!

audio

[brushoff]

You shouldn't be. For once in both of our lives, we're in a healthy place vis-a-vis communication.

audio

[citizendetective]

Good.

I just worry about him a lot, Dorian. I need to make sure that he's okay.

audio

[brushoff]

If you're going to trust me on anything, trust me on this. I won't try to hurt him.

audio

[citizendetective]

I don't want you to hurt him by accident and then go, "Oh, I can't help it; I'm just a jerk!", either.

audio

[brushoff]

Misty, I am a jerk. I am the sort of person you don't want to be around. I might end up hurting Pagan. I won't try, but it might happen.

audio

[citizendetective]

Hurting him because you have a dangerous lifestyle is one thing, but don't hurt him by being a jerk. Do better.

audio

[brushoff]

I'll try not to be a jerk. I promise.

audio

[citizendetective]

[God, she wants to threaten him so badly. It's so incredibly unfair that she can't threaten him.]

Do more than try. I take this seriously, Dorian; I am very protective.

audio

[brushoff]

What the fuck do you want me to say, Quigley? That I promise and cross my fingers that absolutely nothing bad will happen? That's not doable and we both know it.