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[brushoff]

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[brushoff]

Nobody's immune to my charms, Little Miss HIPPA. [ Which he knows has even less to do with law enforcement that CSI, but he's doubling down on being a shit. And without hesitation, he gets a stupid though and decides to act on it. Keeping his tone smooth, Dorian muses, ] Or Little Miss BOFA? I'm not sure which would be a better nickname.

[cactusy]

... Bank of America?

[brushoff]

BOFA. You know, bow-fa. Surely you've heard of that before!

[ Please please please take the bait. ]

[cactusy]

No...? What does it mean, bow-fa what?

[brushoff]

Bofa deez nuts.

[ There's a pause before Dorian lets out a very immature giggle. ]

Ohhh Christ, I've been hanging out with Roman too much. This really isn't my sort of joke. But you left it wide open!

[cactusy]

That's worse than Eiffel-tier. I mean that as an insult. Also? Just proving my point.

[brushoff]

I can pass for twenty. I've hung out with a lot of stupid young men. Beautiful, obviously. But nothing between the ears.

You learn all the terrible jokes that way.

[cactusy]

You know I was in the Marines, right?

[brushoff]

Oh God, that explains everything.

[cactusy]

It explains that I've heard my share of bad jokes, and somehow yours still take the cake.

[brushoff]

It explains your personality, Shaw.

[cactusy]

It explains some of my methods. Trust me, my personality was always like this.

[brushoff]

Why not both?

I'm still not going on patrol with you, by the way.

[cactusy]

Because you know you couldn't distract me and I'd put you to work; I get it.

[brushoff]

Keep telling yourself that, FBI.