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Dorian Gray ([personal profile] brushoff) wrote2014-07-04 05:23 pm

ic contact

"Hello. This is Dorian Gray's cellphone. I can't talk right now. Don't forget to leave me a message. If you're interesting, I'll get back to you."

voice, video, text, action
[ certain threads in this post contain nsfw content (sex, blood, violence, etc.) so, you know, don't read them where Gramma can look over your shoulder. just kind of a blanket trigger warning for gore & body horror as well ]
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[personal profile] abduxel 2015-04-16 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[He whistles.] Apparently you're the wicked one.
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[personal profile] abduxel 2015-04-16 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I guess that angelic face of yours fooled me.

[ He slides around the semi-circular booth, grabbing a menu from the table. A flimsy excuse to move beside him - there's more than one menu to use - but of course he has to hold just one of them open so that they can both read it. ]

What will Saint Dorian be having?
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[personal profile] abduxel 2015-04-17 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Well he notices. He not-so-subtly slips an arm around Dorian's. Looks over at him.]

I'm a fan of tequila, myself. They call it the Devil's drink.
abduxel: (but I know just what you runnin' from)

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-04-17 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[He smirks, moving that arm to around Dorian's body now.] I'm just embracing my nature.

[He waves staff over, places the order.]
abduxel: (ain't no rest for the wicked)

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-04-17 07:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[Pleased that he's being well-received, he keeps his arm tucked around the other man, cuddled up quite close.]

Is it really an excuse if it's the simple truth? God set out a path for us, didn't he? Of course we should follow it.

abduxel: (but I know just what you runnin' from)

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-04-17 09:21 pm (UTC)(link)
You can call me Abduxel. That's my real name.

[He pulls Dorian against himself, essentially joking that he's protecting him with that strong arm, complete with a sly little grin.] Does it scare you to think there might be a god?

All of them are real. I haven't met him - not the Christian one. He's shy. But I've met others, some lesser gods. And, of course, the Devil himself. [...] Should have gotten his autograph.
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[personal profile] abduxel 2015-04-17 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Abduxel's reaction when Dorian says his name is too obvious not to notice, especially considering how much they've leaned up against each other; the hairs on his neck and arms stand, and he bristles with a shiver down the spine. When it's done, he talks like it didn't happen.]

You traded your soul much like I did, but for smarter terms. Maybe you'll end up like me, if they ever manage to kill you. I'm sorry to inform you, though, that Hell really is a drag. [Shrug.] It's such a dreary, dark and boring place. And my god the heat. But, you know what? It really could have been worse. Eternal torture, for example? Never seen any evidence of that.
abduxel: (no I can't slow down - I can't hold back)

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-04-17 10:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[That gives him pause. For a moment he just looks at Dorian.]

Do you know for sure that you were really dead? Maybe because you're immortal, Hell didn't open for you. Maybe that painting would need to be destroyed, too.

But I don't know. If you aren't going to become a demon, then... Even I don't know where the dead really go. As far as I can tell, every God from every religion exists... but they can't all be right, since they all make claims about the same things.

[...]

Do you remember anything? From when you were dead.
abduxel: (and I suffer)

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-04-18 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
[He listens, fascinated, quiet when Dorian needs to pause. He gives him a squeeze, comforting.]

That... Sounds worse than hell.

How'd you escape it?
abduxel: (ain't no rest for the wicked)

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-04-18 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
Well, here's to getting Dorian Gray alone by the end of the night.

[He raises his shot glass in a cheers. After they knock them back,]

Were you stuck that way long?
abduxel: (and you feel like you feelin' now)

phone tagging at a party woops

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-04-18 03:25 am (UTC)(link)
[He shakes his head at that idea. How awful.]

In hell I was only ever tortured a couple weeks at a time, and only when I got out of line.

[what a great date topic torture was.]

If you die again, maybe I'll be able to put in a good word for you downstairs.

Who was the lost soul you were trying to help out, anyway?
abduxel: (ain't no rest for the wicked)

thanks I tried really hard

[personal profile] abduxel 2015-04-18 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
Someone you'd rather not talk about? Is she in the book?
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[personal profile] abduxel 2015-04-18 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
[Abduxel is torn between his undying, intrusive, all-consuming curiosity and his want to get laid. I mean, did it work, was her lost soul freed or whatever? But Dorian seems so testy about it like it's souring his mood. Mayday, mayday, emergency shutdown. That arm still around Dorian, he rubs at his side to try to bring his mind back to Now, pausing in his indecision. Quick, make a joke!]

Well, you know what they say, no good deed goes unpunished. This is why it's probably better just to be a sinner through-and-through. Not that I'm biased.

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