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[brushoff]

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tipsy midnight text

[citizendetective]

I am going to come back very early tomorrow morning and cook you guys eggs! Don't tell Pagan. It's a secret! 😊 😉 🌟

even more drunk midnight text

[brushoff]

omg yay food

[citizendetective]

🥞

[brushoff]

if we are back in my room I'll leave door unlocked
doubt anyone will be awake enough to steal from me anyway
not when I am currently number 1 on everybody's list

[citizendetective]

I meant a surprise, not a secret. Though, it's kind of a secret too!

I thought you were coming to Pagan's cabin. You should! You could move in with us.

[brushoff]

nope!
like my own space too much for that, Misty.
plus there's a noticeable lack of sex dungeon attic in his space.
sex attic?
fuck can a dungeon even be in an attic to begin with

[citizendetective]

You're moving to HIS ISLAND WITH HIM, Dorian, how can you like your own space?

He's not going to move in with you, is he?

[brushoff]

oh
right
thought you were talking about here lol
barge here

[ and then thirty seconds later, ]

I have had a LOT OF RUM

[citizendetective]

I was talking about here. In his cabin. But you can't like your own space that much if you're moving to his island with him so you should come live in his cabin with us.

You didn't answer my question. Is he moving in with you? Into your cabin? If he tries you should say no.

[brushoff]

[ fortunately (or unfortunately?) for Misty, Dorian is a bit too drunk to follow her train of thought exactly at the moment. ]

you know we haven't talked about it
I'd say no though
it'd be rude to have him listen to my sex noises
and I don't want to hear him and Kiryu having sex
wait does he hear YOU having sex?

[citizendetective]

I've never brought Sweeney back to his cabin, and if I did he'd definitely kick us out.

[Therefore, Raylan is the only one who has to suffer.]

I've heard you two having sex, though!

How many other people are you having sex with? Does Pagan know about all of them?

[brushoff]

a lot?
don't know
too drunk to come up with numbers

[citizendetective]

He'd better know about and be okay with all of them, Dorian.

[brushoff]

yes mom

[citizendetective]

Dorian Gray, do you think I'm joking? He's my warden. You can't treat him poorly.

[brushoff]

oh my god it is midnight
we'll talk tomorrow
or later today
fuck

1/2

[citizendetective]

Fine.

Okay.

audio; the evening after the party

[citizendetective]

Dorian! Are you up yet?

audio

[brushoff]

Barely, [ he yawns, even though it's the evening. ] What are you going to bother me with now, Quigley?

audio

[citizendetective]

I'm just not sure that I made it clear enough that you cannot cheat on my warden.

[It's not a threat if it's nonspecific!]

Re: audio

[brushoff]

It's not cheating if everyone's aware of the arrangement, [ Dorian points out. ] Quigley, I am well aware that Pagan has a few people he fucks outside of our little thing—as do I.

audio

[citizendetective]

You told me you didn't know if he knew about all of them.

audio

[brushoff]

Because we both occasionally have one-night-stands.

audio

[citizendetective]

... Okay. Well. I'm sure you can still understand why I was alarmed!

audio

[brushoff]

You shouldn't be. For once in both of our lives, we're in a healthy place vis-a-vis communication.