[ Dorian simply rolls his eyes right back at Johann before continuing on mixing the drinks. Oddly enough, he does have a little bit of schnapps—though really, that blackberry is probably quite old, Dorian rarely drinks the stuff. Two vodka tonics, a little blackberry schnapps, one gin and tonic, added lemon.
He veeeeeery carefully carries all three drinks into the living room with a, ] Johann, grab yours before I drop them.
[ Given Florian had been sitting on him, he decides it to be much easier for him to slip up and walk over, the gloves on his hands brushing lightly against Dorian's as he retrieves his own and Johann's. Johann's is passed to him before he sits on him again.
That's because this sort of thing doesn't affect me like others! [ Dorian grins. ] What's this flood anyway, loosening impulses? Saying what you think? I do all that shit on a daily basis anyway.
I will admit, I do try to put up the image of an enigmatic monster who nobody knows and doesn't give a fuck. I don't like it when people know me. But you're my inmate. It's stupid to put up an image with you because we're going to end up baring our souls to each other thanks to some damn flood sooner rather than later.
[ a pause before, ] And since you're a package deal, might as well stop trying to put up an image around you, Florian. You're more than welcome to swing by my place and drink yourself to death once the flood is finished, if you want.
Honestly, the fact that I've got a book written about how much of a prick I am puts me ahead of you two. You might have more grandiose ideas, but considering how you both bit it before said grandiose ideas were enacted, I think my long history of practical results trumps yours.
[ He takes a sip of his drink before continuing, ] I've driven quite a lot of people to suicide. Axe murdered an old woman, that part wasn't fun. Oooh, I drugged this interdimensional rock star thing so the crowd literally tore him apart. Murdered three people so that I could come back to life. I'm not sure if the sentient appendix monster counts as me per se, but considering it was my appendix that helped power the damn thing, I'll count it.
[ He has done it. And despite having taken Dorian off of the active enemies list, he wants to hear more. More information always better. Besides, he's got plenty of experience listening to long-winded assholes he doesn't like quite as much about things much more boring.
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You two have tried gin, right? It's much better.
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Your tastes are overwhelmingly bland, Herr Gray.
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Have you told him he's terribly similar to someone from Mittengelt?
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He veeeeeery carefully carries all three drinks into the living room with a, ] Johann, grab yours before I drop them.
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He's more interested in the drink than talking.]
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Mmm, have you been enjoying the bugs, Dorian? I hardly see a difference in you.
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[ He sips at his drink, frowns, then sips again. A quick nod at Dorian. Not bad. ]
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[Dorian gets a laugh.]
You know, that'd why I like you, Herr Gray. I don't have to read into the shit you say.
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I will admit, I do try to put up the image of an enigmatic monster who nobody knows and doesn't give a fuck. I don't like it when people know me. But you're my inmate. It's stupid to put up an image with you because we're going to end up baring our souls to each other thanks to some damn flood sooner rather than later.
[ a pause before, ] And since you're a package deal, might as well stop trying to put up an image around you, Florian. You're more than welcome to swing by my place and drink yourself to death once the flood is finished, if you want.
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[ He turns to Johann then. ]
Does he know, Johann? That he has two monsters here with him? A full set of three then.
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[He doesn't mind Florian's answer to what will happen later; it seems right. He'll probably care about that later.]
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[Johann takes a drink with a laugh.]
There's no reasoning with him.
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Now you've done it.
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Honestly, the fact that I've got a book written about how much of a prick I am puts me ahead of you two. You might have more grandiose ideas, but considering how you both bit it before said grandiose ideas were enacted, I think my long history of practical results trumps yours.
[ He takes a sip of his drink before continuing, ] I've driven quite a lot of people to suicide. Axe murdered an old woman, that part wasn't fun. Oooh, I drugged this interdimensional rock star thing so the crowd literally tore him apart. Murdered three people so that I could come back to life. I'm not sure if the sentient appendix monster counts as me per se, but considering it was my appendix that helped power the damn thing, I'll count it.
[ He will go on for ages unless stopped. ]
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Nope, not stopping him. ]
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Some of that shit doesn't make sense.
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[ duh, Johann ]
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