ic contact
"Hello. This is Dorian Gray's cellphone. I can't talk right now. Don't forget to leave me a message. If you're interesting, I'll get back to you."
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[ certain threads in this post contain nsfw content (sex, blood, violence, etc.) so, you know, don't read them where Gramma can look over your shoulder. just kind of a blanket trigger warning for gore & body horror as well ]
voice, video, text, action
[ certain threads in this post contain nsfw content (sex, blood, violence, etc.) so, you know, don't read them where Gramma can look over your shoulder. just kind of a blanket trigger warning for gore & body horror as well ]

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I'd have no reason to, anyway. I prefer to see you like this.
But your memory was really interesting, last time we crossed paths. Sibyl Vane. [He's only "heard" the name in his mind, so he tries it aloud.] I suppose she's in your book.
[It's probably telling that he didn't focus on the brief flashes of more violent memories - murders and the like - if Dorian has caught on that he saw those quick samples, too. Not that he isn't nosy about those... or that it's surprising a demon wouldn't be easily put-off by sinful behaviours.]
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[ He didn't know what else Abduxel had seen. Dorian tossed the names out like bait, waiting to see if he took on any of them. ]
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Well if the book isn't exhaustive, you'll just have to tell me in person, won't you.
You've really made the most of your long life, haven't you? Were they all lovers?
[He smiles a little.] Did you get away with it, before modern times - seeing men, I mean? I guess... I can't assume your world was like mine. But people took that all very seriously, where I come from.
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[ but then...well, one (supposedly) committed suicide and Dorian killed the other so FUN TIMES ALL AROUND ]
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But as for men, I got around that issue by marrying a woman. Seemed to pull the wool over everyone's eyes.
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[He leans forward, elbows on the table, hands under his chin. Nosy bastard.]
Marriage? Love?
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[There's a pause, his eyes studying Dorian.]
But I find other people much more interesting. Like you, for example.
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And do you want to know the really interesting part? You've only scratched the surface of just how interesting I am.
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Tell me about it, but I think I've got a better hint than you realize. You know, when we first met, I didn't guess at what you were capable of. But I guess every immortal will have to get his hands dirty eventually.
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[ He slides around the semi-circular booth, grabbing a menu from the table. A flimsy excuse to move beside him - there's more than one menu to use - but of course he has to hold just one of them open so that they can both read it. ]
What will Saint Dorian be having?
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Can't go wrong with straight whiskey. And yourself?
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I'm a fan of tequila, myself. They call it the Devil's drink.
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[He waves staff over, places the order.]
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Is it really an excuse if it's the simple truth? God set out a path for us, didn't he? Of course we should follow it.
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phone tagging at a party woops
a+ on the html tho, i fuck that up whenever i phone tag
thanks I tried really hard
/golfclaps
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cue travel montage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv5Xib72wrA
i actually laughed so hard at that video
every day needs more muppets
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BELATED WARNING FOR NSFW CONTENT we're the best
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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#sexypotato2015
it's a sensitive public area indeed
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQq34XDWtgI
lmfao
a perfectly applicable youtube link
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