tlv ic contact

[brushoff]

"You've reached the inbox of one Dorian Gray. Don't forget to leave me a message. If you're interesting, I'll get back to you."

voice, video, text, action

Comments

[citizendetective]

Yeah, sure! Hey, if you had to guess - what percentage of wardens have full bars in their cabins? You do, Pagan does...

[brushoff]

Pagan and I are outright alcoholics, [ Dorian says, like it's the most obvious thing in the world. ]

Don't judge everybody else on our failings.

[citizendetective]

Oh, come on; I don't think he's that bad.

[Her brow wrinkles.]

Is he? Should I be worried?

[brushoff]

[ Dorian doesn't say anything. Instead, he gives Misty a coy little smile and pushes a way-too-strong margarita in her direction. ]

Drink up, darling.

[citizendetective]

No, I'm-- I'm serious.

[She does take a sip (is it her imagination, or is this really strong?), but she studies Dorian as she does, frowning a little.]

He's my warden; if he has a substance abuse problem, I should know about it! I need to look out for him.

[brushoff]

Do you mind if I smoke? [ he asks, just blatantly ignoring Misty's question. ] I was trying to cut back when the Barge was on rationing a while back but honestly, I can feel myself starting to lapse.

[citizendetective]

Only if you answer my question.

[brushoff]

[ Dorian looks Misty dead in the eye. Just straight up stares at her. And then he reaches into his pocket, pulls out a cigarette and lights it up.

Nope! He is letting her come to her own conclusions on the matter. ]

[citizendetective]

[Dorian, you have just doomed Pagan to endless fretting about his drinking. Woe.]

Wow, you're-- annoying.

[No self-awareness. Zero self-awareness.]

I mean, you're a warden. And aren't you his friend? You should be encouraging people taking an interest and looking out for him, especially because he's, um, he's actually a really great warden; this place needs him in top form. Also, what if I were allergic to cigarette smoke, or had asthma? Or some other lung issue?

[brushoff]

[ Dorian is perfectly fine that he's doomed Pagan to endless fretting about his drinking, Pagan deserves that for making him deal with this nonsense in the first place. ]

Why should I encourage other people looking out for him when you're doing such a good job already? [ that is some very audible sarcasm in his voice. ] After all, that's the only reason why you're here, isn't it? If I wasn't Pagan's friend, you wouldn't give a damn about me.

[ At least, that's what he's assuming. From what Pagan's said about Misty, she seems like the type who might be overly attached. He takes another drag on his cigarette, blowing the smoke in Misty's direction like an absolute jackass, before Dorian transfers the cigarette to one hand so he can use the other to pick up his margarita. ]

[citizendetective]

That's not tr-- hey.

[She swats theatrically at the smoke, in a way that's perhaps a little less coordinated than it would be under ordinary, stone cold sober circumstances.]

[brushoff]

It's true and you know it, [ Dorian says, as he gives Misty a little shrug. ]

There's nothing wrong with only giving a shit about someone because your friend likes them. You just need to admit it to yourself.

[citizendetective]

It's not true. I totally would have talked to you and hung out with you anyway.

I just want to do it more because you know Pagan.

[brushoff]

It is true. The two of us are nothing alike, Quigley.

Still, at least you're able to admit that you only give a damn about me because of your warden. Baby steps.

[citizendetective]

Still not what I said. And who cares if we're nothing alike, that's not-- most of the people I talk to are nothing like me.

[brushoff]

Then who would you say is like you?

[ A pause before, ] Finish up your margarita, by the way. Wouldn't want the ice to melt.

[citizendetective]

I'm taking my time with it, thank you. You know, you remind me of a friend of mine. She's rude and snarky, too.

[Two can play the "not answering questions" game.]

[brushoff]

Is she as good a bartender as I am?

[ he takes another drag of his cigarette, just blatantly not asking for this friend's name. ]

[citizendetective]

I don't know. Probably; you leave a lot to be desired.

[brushoff]

You'll just have to get to know me better, [ he grins. ] After all, I am much more than just a pretty face.

[citizendetective]

Oh, please; you're not that good-looking. I wouldn't've voted for you on the, the-- the thing, on the network, even if you had been an option.

[brushoff]

I'll accept that, [ Dorian shrugs. ] But only if you would have voted for Norton or Petronilla instead—I can't see why so many people went for that fucking worm. If you were doing a joke entry, you could have at least entered a dog.

[ Voting for a centipede is debasing the inherent value of stupid who's the hottest polls!!! ]

[citizendetective]

They were just doing it to piss Norton off, god-- obviously. No, I voted for Petronilla! Not that it means anything.

I am so sorry

[brushoff]

[ Dorian looks at Misty. Then frowns, thinking back to the various points in their conversation. She doesn't think he's attractive. She voted for Petronilla. Add in a few other little tell-tale signs and you get... ]

Right, quick question, do you even like dick in the first place?

[ just ask her if she's a lesbian, jfc. ]

i mean. valid

[citizendetective]

Hahaha, you wish that's what it was! No, you just kind of look like a-- squirrel.

[This is not true. She actually does think he's decent-looking. She's just not going to tell him that.]

No, no. No. Wait.

A member of a boy band.