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[brushoff]

"You've reached the inbox of one Dorian Gray. Don't forget to leave me a message. If you're interesting, I'll get back to you."

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Re: audio

[brushoff]

I bet I can think of a few other ways to make you hush, [ Dorian grins. ] After all, you can't talk if that mouth is being filled up with something else.

Re: audio

[epistemological]

I don't generally eat, you remember.

Re: audio

[brushoff]

Babe, that was flirting.

Re: audio

[epistemological]

[ Blink. ]

Asking me... out to eat?

Re: audio

[brushoff]

You can't talk if you're giving me a blowjob.

Re: audio

[epistemological]

[ Recordscratch. ]

How is it flirting to imply you'd interrupt my commentary by insisting on a blowjob. Just makes you sound rude, quite honest.

Re: audio

[brushoff]

[ Dorian regrets his entire life as he mumbles, ]

You couldn't give the commentary in the first place because you'd have my cock in your mouth.

Re: audio

[epistemological]

[ Jon's brain is going through the whole situation, the line itself, the connotations, and is trying to come up with how that would work, exactly. How is it flirting- when would that situation even-]

...all right?

Re: audio

[brushoff]

I know it's ridiculous, but it's dirty talk! It's supposed to be ridiculous. It's the same sort of 'I like that shirt, do you know where it would look better, on my floor' sort of vibe.

Re: audio

[epistemological]

But at least that's complimentary! That makes sense!

Re: audio

[brushoff]

Saying that I think you should give me a blowjob can be complimentary!

[ please, Admiral, just kill him now. ]

Re: audio

[epistemological]

Saying you think you would like a blowjob from me is complimentary. Saying you think I should give you one is- well, that just means you're greedy.

Re: audio

[brushoff]

That's the point! It's not called 'ask someone politely' talk!

Re: audio

[epistemological]

Wait, was that supposed to be dirty talk or flirting? I thought you said it was flirting.

Re: audio

[brushoff]

Dirty talk is flirting! They're the same thing!

[ he's more embarrassed than anything else, a rare feat for Dorian Gray. ]

Re: audio

[epistemological]

They are not! Even I know that! I-it's like squares and rectangles!

Dirty talk is a kind of flirting, but not all flirting is dirty talk.

Re: audio

[brushoff]

I cannot believe you are comparing flirting to maths.

Re: audio

[epistemological]

It's a simile, Dorian. Not a direct comparison.

Re: audio

[brushoff]

Similes are still comparisons.

Re: audio

[epistemological]

Which is-

[ He's stopping. ]

Is there any chance we could move on to literally anything else?

Re: audio

[brushoff]

Oh my God yes please. Talk about...I don't know, your dog or something. Let's go back to your room so I can pet your dog and not have to think about my toddler inmate or my inability to flirt for a while.

[ Because Dorian is BEET RED at the moment. ]

Re: audio

[epistemological]

[ A beet red Dorian is... well, Jon is pressing his lips together just a little impishly because- ]

...you're rather adorable like this. If that helps.

[ Then he's going to start walking towards his cabin. ]

Re: audio

[brushoff]

...hush up. I'm always adorable.

[ Dorian is STILL BLUSHING but trailing behind Jon. Time to not talk about this ever again and pet a dog instead! ]

Re: audio

[epistemological]

Isn't hushing me up how we got into this in the first place?

[ Still walking. ]

I don't imagine many people get to see Dorian Grey blushing.

Re: audio

[brushoff]

Don't tell them, [ he sarcastically muses. ]

I have a reputation to uphold.