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[brushoff]

"You've reached the inbox of one Dorian Gray. Don't forget to leave me a message. If you're interesting, I'll get back to you."

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Re: audio

[epistemological]

Something like you?

[ A faint snort. ]

You're still a person, Dorian. Don't be that dramatic.

Re: audio

[brushoff]

[ sorry Jon, his natural state of being is dramatic. ]

I'm the ship of Theseus at this point. I haven't been a person, not like others think, for over a hundred years.

Re: audio

[epistemological]

A fine point if we were discussing your humanity or your status as a human being, but as we're talking about personhood, you're just being dramatic.

[ He'll light one for himself as well, once he finds his own pack. ]

Re: audio

[brushoff]

I'm Dorian fucking Gray. Dramatic is in my DNA.

Re: audio

[epistemological]

And it somehow hasn't been switched out given all that ship of Theseus nonsense you were spouting?

[ He's going to tease you for your mixed metaphors, Dorian. ]

Re: audio

[brushoff]

[ A pause before, ]

Oh hush.

[ but it's said in a more caring matter, not a chastising one. ]

Re: audio

[epistemological]

I only hush when I'm wrong or when I'm asleep. As neither seems to be the case at the moment.

Re: audio

[brushoff]

I bet I can think of a few other ways to make you hush, [ Dorian grins. ] After all, you can't talk if that mouth is being filled up with something else.

Re: audio

[epistemological]

I don't generally eat, you remember.

Re: audio

[brushoff]

Babe, that was flirting.

Re: audio

[epistemological]

[ Blink. ]

Asking me... out to eat?

Re: audio

[brushoff]

You can't talk if you're giving me a blowjob.

Re: audio

[epistemological]

[ Recordscratch. ]

How is it flirting to imply you'd interrupt my commentary by insisting on a blowjob. Just makes you sound rude, quite honest.

Re: audio

[brushoff]

[ Dorian regrets his entire life as he mumbles, ]

You couldn't give the commentary in the first place because you'd have my cock in your mouth.

Re: audio

[epistemological]

[ Jon's brain is going through the whole situation, the line itself, the connotations, and is trying to come up with how that would work, exactly. How is it flirting- when would that situation even-]

...all right?

Re: audio

[brushoff]

I know it's ridiculous, but it's dirty talk! It's supposed to be ridiculous. It's the same sort of 'I like that shirt, do you know where it would look better, on my floor' sort of vibe.

Re: audio

[epistemological]

But at least that's complimentary! That makes sense!

Re: audio

[brushoff]

Saying that I think you should give me a blowjob can be complimentary!

[ please, Admiral, just kill him now. ]

Re: audio

[epistemological]

Saying you think you would like a blowjob from me is complimentary. Saying you think I should give you one is- well, that just means you're greedy.

Re: audio

[brushoff]

That's the point! It's not called 'ask someone politely' talk!

Re: audio

[epistemological]

Wait, was that supposed to be dirty talk or flirting? I thought you said it was flirting.

Re: audio

[brushoff]

Dirty talk is flirting! They're the same thing!

[ he's more embarrassed than anything else, a rare feat for Dorian Gray. ]

Re: audio

[epistemological]

They are not! Even I know that! I-it's like squares and rectangles!

Dirty talk is a kind of flirting, but not all flirting is dirty talk.

Re: audio

[brushoff]

I cannot believe you are comparing flirting to maths.

Re: audio

[epistemological]

It's a simile, Dorian. Not a direct comparison.